Hard Ticket to Ho-Ho-Home Video: Reel Quick: Elves
Elves (1989) Starring: Dan Haggerty, An Elf Directed by: Jeffrey Mandel (Cyber-C.H.I.C.; Turnaround) Synopsis: Soooooo, Nazis apparently wanted to create a master race out of the spawn of elves and...
View ArticleVideo For Vendetta: The First Annual Hard Ticket to Home Video Awards
Oscars, Schmoscars! Who will win? Who wore it best? Who gives a steaming hot shit?! We have the only award that every actor craves and desires! The Andy! Filed under: Video For Vendetta
View ArticleShake the Scene: Repo Man
Repo Man (1984) The Scene: Plate of Shrimp Why We Love This Scene: Alex Cox’ existential science-fiction-action-crime-comedy Repo Man is one of the oddest films I’ve ever seen. An infamous cult classic...
View ArticleHard Ticket to Heaven: Dan Haggerty (1942-2016)
“I want to know the connection between the elves and the Nazis.” – Dan Haggerty, Elves 2016 continues its psychotic murder streak with the death of Dan Haggerty, one of the HTTHV staff’s most beloved...
View ArticleSchlock Watch: Killpoint
Killpoint (1984) No Trailer, Here’s the whole flick: *Spoilers Throughout* Director: Frank Harris (Low Blow, The Patriot [not the one with Mel]) Schlock Category: Action/Adventure, Crime, Revenge Here...
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